Just as you would respect your girlfriend, there are a few golden rules I ask to make our evening as perfect as you desire.

No one will know I am anything other than your girlfriend. I am very discreet and suit any level of occasion- a relaxed cosy lunch, a rugby game in the corporate box, or a black-tie dinner. In return I ask you to be as discreet and respect me in front of your friends.

Donations are non-negotiable, it is offensive to ask for a discount and I will not be able to meet you if you ask for one. Please have it prepared discretely so we can get things out of the way when we meet. Then we can concentrate on having fun.

At the end of the date, as the perfect companion should, I will leave you with a lingering kiss and some mind-blowing memories. A perfect end before reality reappears. Let’s keep it that way. x